An interesting thing (it’s not a quiz, but has the same sort of appeal):

What Is Your Battle Cry?
Hark! Who is that, prowling across the mountains! It is Sean, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a spectacular cry, his voice cometh:“I’m going to flog you in such an inhumane manner, you will polymorph into your mother!”
Find out!
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While the cry itself is silly, I’m mainly bemused by the idea of a studded crowbar…