{"id":26,"date":"2006-01-08T21:35:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-09T02:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.seakingdom.net\/blog\/2006\/01\/08\/battle-cry\/"},"modified":"2006-02-08T22:43:12","modified_gmt":"2006-02-09T03:43:12","slug":"battle-cry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.seakingdom.net\/blog\/2006\/01\/08\/battle-cry\/","title":{"rendered":"Battle Cry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>An interesting thing (it&#8217;s not a quiz, but has the same sort of appeal):<\/p>\n<form method=\"get\" action=\"http:\/\/chaz.bdmonkeys.net\/battle.php\">\n<table width=\"400\" cellspacing=\"1\" cellpadding=\"4\" border=\"0\" align=\"center\">\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"black\" align=\"center\"><strong><font color=\"#cccc00\">What Is Your Battle Cry?<\/font><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\">Hark! Who is that, prowling across the mountains! It is <strong>Sean<\/strong>, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a spectacular cry, his voice cometh:<strong><em>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to flog you in such an inhumane manner, you will polymorph into your mother!&#8221;<\/em><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#aaaaaa\" align=\"center\"><a href=\"http:\/\/bdmonkeys.net\/~chaz\/battle.php\"><strong>Find out!<\/strong><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"black\" align=\"center\"><strong><font color=\"#cccc00\">created by<\/font> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/beatings\/\">beatings<\/a> <\/strong>:<strong> <font color=\"#cccc00\">powered by<\/font> <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bdmonkeys.net\/\">monkeys<\/a><\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<\/form>\n<p>While the cry itself is silly, I&#8217;m mainly bemused by the idea of a studded crowbar&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>An interesting thing (it&#8217;s not a quiz, but has the same sort of appeal): What Is Your Battle Cry? Hark! Who is that, prowling across the mountains! It is Sean, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a spectacular cry, his voice cometh:&#8220;I&#8217;m going to flog you in such an inhumane manner, you will polymorph &#8230; <a class=\"more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.seakingdom.net\/blog\/2006\/01\/08\/battle-cry\/\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,5],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.seakingdom.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.seakingdom.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.seakingdom.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.seakingdom.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.seakingdom.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.seakingdom.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.seakingdom.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.seakingdom.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.seakingdom.net\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}